why was the blonde staring at the orange juice?
because it said concentrate
What do blondes ear to ear make?
A wind tunnel
how do you amuse a blonde for hours?
write please turn over on each side
what do you call a blond with one brain cell?
Gifted
how do you spot a blond on a hot summer day?
by her snowsuit
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie"
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
How do you confuse a blonde?
You can't, they have always been like that.
A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
She drowns it.